For Skaters, by Skaters



Roller derby teams practice at Fast Forward Skate Center. Mad Rollin' Dolls, Madison's league, is in its tenth season (Esta Pratt-Kielley/Madison Commons)Roller derby teams practice at Fast Forward Skate Center. Mad Rollin' Dolls, Madison's league, is in its tenth season (Esta Pratt-Kielley/Madison Commons)

 

In the shadows of the endurance races of the 1920s and the entertainment spectacles of the 1980s, Roller Derby has emerged from the darkness, exploding with energy and character, as one of the fastest growing sports in the world.

But instead of slowly creeping out of the shadows of the past Derby scene, these Derby ladies are full-fledged skating out into the spotlight, dressed as anything from superheroes to vampires, with passion in their hearts and a thirst for high-contact competition.

Mad Rollin’ Dolls, Madison’s flat track Roller Derby league, is currently in its 10th season.

Four Madison-based teams make up the league: the Unholy Rollers, the Quad Squad, the Reservoir Dolls, and the Vaudeville Vixens. Beyond these four home teams, there is the inter-league traveling team, the Dairyland Dolls, made up of A and B-level teams. The league also hosts a recreational team, the Mad Wreckin’ Dolls, and Team Unicorn, a non-chartered inter-league team.

The next Mad Rollin’ Dolls “bout” is this Saturday, March 15 at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum at the Alliant Energy Center. Doors open at 5 p.m. and play starts at 6 p.m.

Unholy Rollers skater Gaile “Splatter Alice” Schwickrath, 39, recalled her first time skating on the track.

“I felt like I was flying,” she said. “It felt so invigorating in a way that I have never experienced before. After that, I never stopped coming.”

In fact, most do not stop coming. Splatter said the vast majority of skaters who try Derby once are hooked for life.

“There’s a magic here,” Splatter said. “And I think each individual can find a different way to define that magic. It’s a spark and it ignites something different in everybody.”

The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, or WFTDA, formed in 2004 and has grown exponentially. Madison’s league was the fourth to join WFTDA, which now has 234 full leagues and 110 apprentice leagues (which are leagues waiting for official status), doubling since 2012.

WFTDA is a certified non-profit organization and was built from the ground up.

Quad Squad skater Emily “Hammer Abby” Mills, 32, said it is fascinating being a part of a sport that is so new and helping it take shape.

Skaters practice at Fast Forward Skate Center (Esta Pratt-Kielley)Skaters practice at Fast Forward Skate Center (Esta Pratt-Kielley)“Whereas a lot of sports create a community around them, Derby is the opposite,” Hammer said. “A community started a sport for itself.”

Everything in Derby is do-it-yourself and volunteer-based, team members say. Mad Rollin’ Dolls skaters administer their own league, with skaters conducting the league’s business from sitting on committees to marketing and accounting roles.

Skaters pay out of pocket for all expenses, including equipment, uniforms, and travel. Skates alone can cost anywhere from $200-$1000 and need to be replaced every couple of years.

“You can’t rely on big corporate sponsors to help you out with your weird, tattooed friends who want to wear crazy outfits and adopt stage names,” Hammer said laughing. “You have to do it yourself. We have this tagline: For skaters, by skaters.

Perhaps that is why the sport is usually associated with an underground, punk and queer scene.

“People who don’t have a home anywhere else can have a home here,” Hammer said.

However, this “alternative” label may be misapplied. Derby is accepting of all people and is extremely diverse. League skaters come from just about every background, from artists to scientists, doctors to musicians.

“We joke that we could take our 80 skaters and just go have a commune somewhere,” Splatter said. “We’ve got enough people where we could grow our own food, we could manufacture things…we’ve even got doctors. We have our own little city within Roller Derby.”

One sign of citizenship in that little city is the choice of a Derby name.

Reservoir Dolls and Dairyland Dolls B-team coach Jenni “Pretty Reckless” Hart said these alternate “personas” are very empowering.

“There are people who do things in their personal or professional lives that maybe don’t allow them to express themselves in the way that they want to,” Reckless said. “So when they come to roller derby and they can put on that other mask and be that other person, it’s a release.”

Each name is recorded on a national registry so that no player has the same name.

“It’s fun and empowering to be able to create a name and a persona for yourself that’s unique,” Hammer said. “There are a gazillion Emilys in the world, but there are no other Hammer Abbys.”

Derby is empowering beyond the individual names. A sport created by women is redefining what is means to participate in a “women’s sport.”

“There was a need and a desire for a women’s sport that was a contact sport and was a little different from mainstream athletics,” Reckless said.

There is feminist attitude in Roller Derby as a whole that each individual woman can find strength within.

“I’ve realized how quick women are to apologize for being great,” Splatter said. “Or to be too concerned about how we celebrate being smart, being beautiful, being strong without coming across as egotistical or narcissistic or all those negative things people might associate with confidence. Society encourages women to be the demur, quieter sex. You can be strong, but don’t get in other people’s faces about it. I love how derby helps women flip that. I’m strong, I can skate, I can hit this hard. I play this sport.”

Yet even with the incredible growth in the last decade and the very real, aggressive nature of the sport, many people still do not understand it.

Roller Derby consists of two 30-mintues periods made up of 2-minute “Jams”. There are five skaters for each team moving counterclockwise around the track at once, one Jammer and four Blockers.

Derby requires players to be on the defensive and offensive at the same time. Only the Jammer can score points by passing her opponents while the blockers help her by stopping the other team’s Jammer from scoring.

“A lot of people don’t know that there is no ball,” Reckless said. “Another common misconception is that it’s staged. People don’t get that all hits are real.”

WFTDA rules and regulations determine the penalties and the hits that players are allowed to make.

As it grows, more men’s leagues are popping up across the country.

“Now there are more men playing because they see that it’s an athletic endeavor more than an entertainment spectacle,” Splatter said. “Although, Derby is very entertaining.”

Saturday’s bout will include a match-up of undefeated teams, the Reservoir Dolls and the Quad Squad. The Vaudeville Vixens will play a visiting team, Maiden Milwaukee of the Brewcity Bruisers league.

Beware, skaters say, once you experience a bout, there is no going back.

“Even with all of the different personalities and different life philosophies, we all have this common thread, this common passion that transcends any differences we might have had off of the track,” Splatter said.

“Of any sport I’ve ever played, it is definitely the most welcoming,” Hammer said. “It’s not even like ‘you are welcome here’; it’s like ‘yeah, we’re already here.’”

Comments

Re: Sorority or sport

I have read the comments regarding this article and I believe there is truth to both sides of the coin here.  Roller derby is an incredibly competitive sport.  But it should be competitive in the true sense of the sport, not in the popularity contest sense.  I have been on both sides here.  I was passed over at MRD draft time (more than once) and I continued to skate with the Wreck League.  When I realized that this group of women were not 'gelling' with me I went somewhere else to get my derby fix. 

After a very brief time I found another league that welcomed me with open arms.  They welcomed me on the basis of me wanting to skate and being willing to work hard (they even told me so!).  So while roller derby is a great sport for women, becareful what you subject yourself to.  If you are strong enough to give this sport a try then don't allow ANYONE to tell you that you are not good enough.  Just don't believe it.  Remember, you do this sport to better yourself, first and foremost. 

Derby is a rapidly growing sport.  Don't settle, seek out new horizons and find a league that fits you!

Ann Vishus

aka Natalie Parker

Re: rated R

I have been to a handfull of games with my daughters (and grandmother) and never felt the scene was rated R. I did happen to catch that event you are talking about. I believe those were women from a pole dancing class, which is supposed to be a good workout for your whole body. I have a co-worker that swears by it.

If I recall most of dancers were wearing althletic bras and full coverage undies, but I honestly wasn't scrunitizing their outfits and was busy being amazed by their strength.

I have watched childrens gymnastics and ice skating where the outfits show more than what I have seen at any of these roller matches.

Yeah some of the skaters wear short shorts, but "meat on wheels"? I just don't see why it is acceptable to have any skin showing in some sports (volleyball, gymnasticc, etc.) but on roller skates it turns one into meat?

re: Rated R!

I would like to point out that this was one incident from last season that has already been discussed publicly and dealt with (the league invited professional pole dancers from the area to perform and asked them to tone down some of the more mature content, though there were still ultimately issues with clothing choices, etc.). We've learned a lot from the experience and moved on. Every other of our bouts has absolutely been family friendly! We have people who bring their kids every time and enjoy the experience a great deal. It's one of my absolute favorite things to see little kids at the games, getting to see strong women being athletic and independent!

That said, if you still look at roller derby athletes and see nothing more than "meat on wheels," that's a huge shame and, I hope you'll understand, comes off feeling like an insult to every woman who puts herself on the line to train hard and play hard in this very real sport. I really hope you'll give it another chance and come at it with a more open mind, but I also can't tell you what to do/think, so we may have to agree to disagree here.

Take care,

-Hammer Abby

Rated R!

I went to a bout and they had strippers for the half-time show.  This league advertises as being family friendly but I would say its probably not for anyone under 17.  I took my young daughter to this because I thought it would be an empowering experience.  What we ended up seeing was meat on wheels.  This could be a really fun sport if it was done in a more professional manner.

Always hard to disappoint

There are so many elements in drafting beyond individual skill and personality. Trainability, being able to skate as and with a team, and taking/putting feedback onto action/correction are three very significant elements that I have seen keep very skilled skaters from being drafted. Being fast or agile or strong mean nothing if you can't work with others or you consistently ignore feedback.

 

As a training co-manager for Mad Rollin' Dolls, I invite anyone with concerns like this to reach out to myself and/or the league directly for an open, honest conversation. As of this time, we have never been approached directly with these concerns.

 

Thank you.

Splatter Alice

This sounds too bitter and

This sounds too bitter and sourced from personal disappointment and rejection for me to take seriously or really consider objectively. All I heard in the back off my mind while reading was "wah, I didn't make the cut."

re: sport or sorority?

I can definitely see where this might be the perception in some instances re: how MRD does its draft. Each team operates differently when it comes to decision making, and they also change from year to year depending on the makeup of said team. I can't speak to how everyone tackles how they choose which skaters to draft, but I will say that I feel it's a little unfair to paint the situation with such a wide brush - because it dimishes the real accomplishments of the women who do get drafted, and because it's impossible for any of us to know just what goes into the decision making process for any given team.

That said, I'd agree that there are plenty of skilled skaters that have not been drafted - people I personally cheer for and want to see drafted. I'd love to see some changes made to the overall process. But I don't think it's quite so black-and-white as this first comment appears to make it seem. There are a million considerations made in the process, and also just a limited amount of space (just imagine what we could do if we had our own practice space, for instance!). And I definitely know that every derby league deals with internal politics and great variety in terms of how drafting decisions are made. Heck, all volunteer-run organizations do. It's unavoidable. Is there room for improvement? Always. Constructive criticism? Absolutely. But I also believe that MRD has done an incredible, defy-the-odds job of building a strong community that continues to evolve and become more diverse and more open with each passing year. And I'm super thankful to be part of that.

Thanks for commenting!

-Hammer Abby

sport or sorority?

Roller derby is indeed an amazing sport and opportunity for women. Many women from diverse backgrounds can and do find a home in derby as Emily Mills states. However, I would not apply the description of being "accepting of all" to the Mad Rollin' Dolls, which has historically operated like a sorority and has shown very few signs of changing. Most sports take the best athletes and the most dedicated and talented players. MRD does not draft on objective criteria with skill, hard work, and dedication being the most important factors. While there are very talented MRD players, many draft decisions appear to factor in skill only a little. Skaters whose skills are objectively in the middle or even lower range are drafted into the league while skaters with a much higher skill set are repeatedly passed over and excluded, often times for petty reasons or because so-and-so just doesn't like them. This has forced a number of skaters to feel deeply hurt and frustrated and to seek out leagues that do not operate in this way--and most leagues do not operate in this fashion. While the argument or excuse given is that it's important to select someone who will gel well with a team, who parties or is friends with whom should never be a critical decision-making factor as to who gets in and who doesn't. Roller derby is a sport for adult women. Being an adult means learning to work with people who have diverse backgrounds, interests, and personalities. Eliminating skilled skaters because they don't fit with the artsy team or the nerdy science team or the cool girls team or anything else unrelated to the actual sport will not advance the sport or the league. It is a shame that so few speak up, but then again, no one wants to risk also being excluded from "the community."